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♪ The Simpsons ♪

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D'

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Look, Dad, there's a spot.

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D'

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There's a spot, dear.

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D' There's a good one.

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That spot says
"compact only."

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Marge, that's just
a suggested car size.

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Easy... easy...

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How am I doing on the right?

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We're getting a lot
of sparks over here, Dad.

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Easy...

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Easy...

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Perfect.

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All right, everybody,
out the window.

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Ooh! They all look great.

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So, what are we going to see?

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Ernest Cuts the Cheese!

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Honey, I Hit a School Bus!

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Look Who's Oinking!
Look Who's Oinking!

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Since we'll never agree.

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Why don't you kids pick a movie,

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your dad and I
will pick a movie,

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then we'll all meet
in the lobby later?

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Thanks, Mom.

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Two tickets for...

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Let me guess.
Look Who's Oinking.

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- That's right.
- Sold out.

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Maybe we could see something

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a little more adult.

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Why, Marge,
you frisky little devil.

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We'll take two tickets to

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The Stockholm Affair.

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The paper called it
a taut political thriller.

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Political?

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Mr. President, disturbing news.
Serious cracks are developing

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in the Greco-Bolivian alliance.

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Get me Jed Colic!

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This movie's too complicated.

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Hey, the floor's sticky.

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Who's that guy?

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What did that guy say when
I said "who's that guy?"

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That submarine is so fake.

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Look, you can see the strings.

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Ooh! An octopus!

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- Shh!
- What?

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If you don't watch the violence,

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you'll never
get desensitized to it.

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Just tell me when
the scary part's over.

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It's over.

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I think that guy's a spy.

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Well, of course he's a spy.

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You just saw him go
through spy school.

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Wait, I heard how this ends.

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It turns out the secret code

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was the same nursery rhyme
he told his daughter.

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Hey, it's pretty obvious
if you think about it.

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Shut up, Homer.

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No one wants to hear
what you think!

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Homer, if it makes
you feel any better,

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most of what they threw at you

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splattered on me.
Homer?

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Forget it, Mom.
Dad's really mad.

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The tendons are throbbing
at the base of his neck.

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And stress is collecting
in the trouble spots...

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Here, here, and here...

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Making for one unhappy pappy.

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Homie, aren't you coming inside?

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Marge, I have always
carried myself

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with a certain quiet dignity.

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Tonight, you robbed me of it.

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I'm going now,

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and I don't know when
you'll see me again.

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I guess that executive stress ball

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we got him for Christmas
isn't working.

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Eww, a skunk.

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No!

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Ooh, a redneck bar.

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Hey, you, let's fight.

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Them's fightin' words.

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Duff, please.

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We don't sell Duff.

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We sell Fudd.

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Okay, Fudd me.

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Alright, alright ladies and gentlemen

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he's all healed up
and he's back for more.

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Let's give a big drunken
welcome to Yodeling Zeke.

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♪ Yodel-lay-hee ♪

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♪ Yodel-lay-hee ♪

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♪ Odel-lay-hee... ♪

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Our next act is our very own
singing waitress... Lurleen.

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So I'm afraid drink service

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will stop for
just a few moments...

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They're all yours.

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Stupid Marge...
Tell me to shut up.

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Thank you.
Tonight I'd like to try

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something a little different.

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It's a song I wrote

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while I was mopping up
your dried blood and teeth.

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♪ You work all day
for some old man ♪

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♪ Sweat and break your back ♪

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Yeah.

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♪ Then you go home
to your castle ♪

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♪ But your queen
won't cut you slack ♪

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That's true.

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♪ That's why you're losing
all your hair ♪

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♪ That's why
you're overweight ♪

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♪ That's why you flipped
your pickup truck ♪

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♪ Right off the interstate ♪

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That's right...
except for the pick-up truck.

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♪ There's a line of bull
they hand you ♪

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♪ There's nothing you can do ♪

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♪ Your wife
don't understand you ♪

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♪ But I do ♪

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♪ No, your wife
don't understand you ♪

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♪ But I do ♪

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♪ I said,
no one understands you ♪

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♪ But I do ♪

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Hey, Lurleen?

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I've got to say
something to you.

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I'm listening.

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Your song touched me

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in a way I've never felt before.

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And which way to the can?

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So what's your name, stranger?

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Homer J. Simpson.

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My name's Lurleen Lumpkin.

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- That's a pretty name.
- You think so?

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Maybe. I'm not sure.

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I forgot it.

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Bye, Lurleen.

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So long, Homer J. Simpson.

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Hello.

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Where were you all night?

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I was just up at this bar
in Spittle County.

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You should have called.
I was very worried.

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Marge, let's end this
feudin' and a-fussin'

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and get down to some lovin'.

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♪ I work all day ♪

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♪ For some old man ♪

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♪ I sweat and break my back ♪

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Doctor, you weren't supposed
to remove his gall bladder.

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Put it back!
Put it back!

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♪ Your wife
don't understand you ♪

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♪ But I do ♪

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Gee, Homer's singing
to his ball again.

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- Yeah, and he's bowling a 280.
- Yeah?

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♪ There's a kind of hush ♪

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♪ All over the world tonight ♪

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Hey, Moe, you got any Fudd?

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Fudd? I thought they
took that off the market

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after all those hillbillies
went blind.

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No... I went to this bar
the other night and...

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W-wait a minute.

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You went to another bar?

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Moe, I was 100 miles
out of town.

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Homer.

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Well, if it isn't
Homer J. Simpson.

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Lurleen, I can't get your song
out of my mind.

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I haven't felt this way
since "Funky Town."

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Aren't you sweet.

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Do you think I can get
a copy of it?

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Sorry darlin'.
All my songs are up here...

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"I'm Basting a Turkey
with My Tears,"

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"Don't Look Up My Dress
Unless You Mean It,"

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"I'm Sick of Your Lying Lips
and False Teeth."

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Lurleen, we've got
to crack open your head

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and scoop out those songs.

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Ooh! I don't know.

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Come with me.

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♪ I said no one
understands you ♪

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♪ But I do ♪

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Listen, ma'am,

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my brother owns a radio
station over in Weevilville

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and with your permission,
I'd like to take your CD to him.

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Homer, it's your quarter.

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What do you say?

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I guess so.

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This is KUDD 570 AM.

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Hey, don't touch that dial.
You've got KUDD on it.

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♪ You work all day for some old man ♪

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♪ Sweat and break
your back... ♪

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For the next half hour,
beer's on the house.

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- What did you say, Moe?
- Nothing.

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I thought I told you

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to stay away from my sister!

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♪ But your queen
won't cut you slack ♪

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Here's 50 bucks.

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Take her to the Copa.

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♪ Now you talk so tough
and act so rough... ♪

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It's payback time.

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♪ The heartache
and the sadness ♪

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♪ That's buried
deep inside ♪

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Aww...

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Puts this whole riot
into perspective, doesn't it?

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♪ No one understands you,
but I do ♪

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She's wonderful.

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I could feel her sweet country soul
in every digitally encoded bit.

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Country music sucks.

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All it does is take precious air
space away from shock deejays

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whose cruelty and profanity
amuse us all.

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Shut up, boy.
Marge, what do you think?

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Well, it's nice,
but who is this woman?

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Well, right now she's an
out-of-work cocktail waitress,

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but she's going to be
a country music superstar,

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like, that jerk
in the cowboy hat,

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and that dead lady.

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I don't like you hanging around
some cocktail waitress.

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Marge, you make it
sound so seamy.

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All I did was spend
the afternoon in her trailer

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watching her try on
some outfits.

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Well, hi, Lurleen.

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We were just talking about you.

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I think I can come over.
Let me ask my wife.

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It's a date.

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Homer.

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Everybody's been calling...

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Mama, Daddy, the triplets,
Vonda Mae, Piney Joe...

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and I owe it all to you.

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Don't thank me, Lurleen.

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You should be thanking
your brain.

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Wow, Homer.

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No man has ever been
this nice to me without...

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you know, wanting
something in return.

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Well, I was going to ask
for a glass of water,

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but now I feel kinda
guilty about it.

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Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.

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Thanks.

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You did say "sugar," right?

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Now, Homer,
I want you to be my manager.

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Really?
Well, I should warn you,

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- I'm not great with figures.
- That's okay.

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I make a lot of
stupid decisions.

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Nobody's perfect.

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- I did bad in school.
- I didn't even go.

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My personal hygiene has
been described as...

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Homer, Homer,
you'll be a great manager.

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There's only one thing you need.

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Now, this is made from
a space-age fabric

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developed especially for Elvis.

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Sweat actually cleans this suit.

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Marge, look at me.

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I don't want to...
I'm mad at you.

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I'm sick of that waitress and
all the time you've been spending with her

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and this whole
country music thing.

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Then maybe you'd better
not look at me.

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Homer, where did you
get that suit?

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A friend bought it for me.

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Was it Lurleen?

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- No. I think it was Lenny.
- Don't lie to me.

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- Are you having an affair with this woman?
- No!

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- Have you kissed her?
- No!

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- Has she kissed you?
- A couple of times.

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I want you to stop seeing her.

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I can't... I'm her manager.

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Her manage... That's ridiculous.

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I won't allow you
to spend any more time

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away from your family.

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Marge, you're standing
in the way of my boyhood dream

260
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,703
of managing a beautiful
country singer!

261
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,748
Your boyhood dream was to eat
the world's biggest hoagie,

262
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,292
and you did it at the county
fair last year, remember?

263
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,461
Marge, Lurleen's gonna
be a big success,

264
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,713
and whether you like it or not,
I'm going to be there.

265
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,841
Fine. See if I care!

266
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,643
This studio has
a lot of history.

267
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,062
Buddy Holly stood on
this spot in 1958 and said,

268
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,315
"There is no way in hell that
I'm gonna record in this dump."

269
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,442
I'm sure Lurleen will love it.

270
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,028
Homer, how much
did you just give that man?

271
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,489
Calm down, Marge.
It's just our life savings.

272
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,616
I'm not going to go
into hock for this.

273
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,244
Hey, Colonel Homer.

274
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,912
And you must be...

275
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,747
Mrs. Homer Simpson.

276
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,831
Charmed.

277
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,811
I thought you said
she was overweight.

278
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,169
Marge, it takes two to lie:

279
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,838
one to lie and one to listen.

280
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,381
What does that mean?

281
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,942
I don't have time to answer
all these questions.

282
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,175
Time is money.

283
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,052
Come on, people.

284
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,637
Well, come on, boys.

285
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,222
Let's break some hearts.

286
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:57,229
♪ The bases were empty
on the diamond of my heart ♪

287
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,232
♪ When the coach called me up
to the plate ♪

288
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,942
♪ I'd been swingin'
and missin' ♪

289
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,819
♪ At lovin' and kissin' ♪

290
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,947
♪ My average was
point double ought eight ♪

291
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,866
♪ So I spit on my hands ♪

292
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,618
♪ Knockin' dirt
from my spikes ♪

293
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,746
♪ And pointed
right towards center field ♪

294
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,874
♪ This time
I'm hittin' a home run ♪

295
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:20,085
♪ This time love is for real ♪

296
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,004
Hey, Dad, can I do
a hambone solo?

297
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,007
Stop it.

298
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,634
♪ ...for you ♪

299
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,093
♪ I been slumpin' all season ♪

300
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,762
♪ But now I found a reason ♪

301
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:33,098
♪ I struck on a love
that is true ♪

302
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,809
♪ I used to play the field ♪

303
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:39,772
♪ I used to be a roamer ♪

304
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,399
♪ But season's
turnin' around for me now ♪

305
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,527
♪ I finally bagged me
a Homer... ♪

306
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,904
That's right.

307
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,823
♪ I finally bagged me a Homer ♪

308
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,575
Lurleen, we're gonna have
to cut you off.

309
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,911
We're getting some kind of
grinding noise on the track.

310
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,835
♪♪

311
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,467
You, off the bench.

312
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,853
Guess what, Lurleen.

313
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,814
I got you a gig on TV.

314
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,441
Homer, you're as smart
as you are handsome.

315
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,944
Hey! You meant that
as a compliment.

316
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,947
Now, on this show they want you
to sing two songs.

317
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,700
Maybe we should give them
something new.

318
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,077
Well, I have been working
on something

319
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,912
that could really
heat things up.

320
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,330
Let's hear it.

321
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,793
♪ In this trailer ♪

322
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:48,132
♪ I get so cold
and lonely ♪

323
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:51,677
♪ Lyin' there
awake at night ♪

324
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,806
♪ Muttering, "If only
you weren't married" ♪

325
00:16:55,889 --> 00:17:02,312
♪ So I might ask you
to bunk with me tonight ♪

326
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:08,152
♪ Bunk with me tonight,
bunk with me tonight ♪

327
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:15,117
♪ I'm asking will you bunk
with me tonight ♪

328
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,746
That's hot.

329
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,456
There isn't a man alive

330
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,041
who wouldn't get turned on
by that.

331
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,834
Well, good-bye.

332
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,588
Homer, there's a hidden
message to this song

333
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,673
that you may have missed.

334
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,091
Really listen.

335
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:35,554
♪ Bunk with me tonight ♪

336
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:40,768
♪ Bunk with me tonight ♪

337
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,437
- Right.
- ♪ I'm asking ♪

338
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,147
♪ Will you bunk ♪

339
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,150
♪ With me ♪

340
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,778
♪ Tonight? ♪

341
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,029
Lurleen!

342
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,407
That's right, Homer J.

343
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,159
I got to think about this.

344
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,706
All our money's
tied up in this woman.

345
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,541
If she fails, we're broke.

346
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,668
If she succeeds,
I have no husband.

347
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,796
I don't know what to root for.

348
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:09,797
You don't?

349
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,423
I got to go.

350
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,716
Homer?

351
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,069
Later, Marge.
Lurleen's on TV tonight.

352
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,053
I got to get ready.

353
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,809
Just so you know...

354
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,769
While you and Lurleen
were out judging

355
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,852
that greased pig contest,

356
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,396
Maggie cut her first tooth.

357
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,856
That's great, honey.

358
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,359
Say, have you seen
my rattlesnake hatband?

359
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,777
You're not even listening to me.

360
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,153
Sure they will.

361
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,365
Kids, will you come in here?

362
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:40,452
You've got
a wonderful family, Homer.

363
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:44,206
Please don't forget it when
you walk out that door tonight.

364
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,874
I got to go.

365
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,585
As much as I hate
that man right now,

366
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,295
you got to love that suit.

367
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,923
Hold on to your pitchforks, everybody.

368
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:57,052
It's time again for Ya Hoo!

369
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,637
Starring,
in alphabetical order...

370
00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,720
Yodeling Zeke,

371
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,306
Butterball Jackson,

372
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,850
Freddie Boy and Yuma,

373
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,059
Cloris Moselle,

374
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,936
Big Shirtless Ron,

375
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,271
Orville and Hurley,

376
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,689
Gappy Mae,

377
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:09,690
Hip Diddler,

378
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,650
Rudy,

379
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,569
the Ya Hoo Recovering
Alcoholic Jug Band,

380
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:17,739
and tonight, in her syndicated
TV debut... Lurleen!

381
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,704
♪ The bases
were empty... ♪

382
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,455
Excuse me, are you
Colonel Homer Simpson?

383
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,332
Yes, I am.

384
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,936
I'm from Rebel Yell Records,
a division of Togasake Corporation.

385
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,396
I'm interested in buying
Lurleen's contract.

386
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,713
Forget it, pal.

387
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,089
They don't call me Colonel Homer

388
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,717
because I'm some
dumb-ass Army guy.

389
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,970
Lurleen, they loved you.

390
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:43,515
Well thank you. I'm still a little itchy
from that fiberglass hay.

391
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,434
Is there anything you need?

392
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:51,857
Well, you could make
my evening complete.

393
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,444
What's wrong?

394
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,488
My whole romantic life
is flashing before my eyes.

395
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,117
Gross!

396
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,329
Thanks for dinner.

397
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,958
No!

398
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,710
At least, could I
have my dollar...

399
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:15,130
I'll love you
for the rest of my life.

400
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,886
I'm sorry, Lurleen.

401
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,263
All I wanted to do was
share your beautiful voice

402
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,600
with other people,
and I've done that.

403
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,227
Now, I'd better get out of here

404
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,853
before I lose my family.

405
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,316
Just so I don't wonder...

406
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,479
You would have gone all the way
with me, wouldn't ya?

407
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,404
Ooh... okay.

408
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,032
Now before we negotiate,
I have to tell you

409
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,784
I'm desperate to unload Lurleen

410
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,285
and I'll take any offer.

411
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,286
I'll give ya 50 bucks.

412
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,330
You son of a... Sold.

413
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,335
I caught my wife in bed

414
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,337
with my best friend.

415
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,421
You bitter?

416
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,132
Yep. Bit him too.

417
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,305
And now, once again... Lurleen.

418
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,224
Homer?

419
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:10,269
Is there any room in that bed
for a dad-burned fool?

420
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,854
Always has been.

421
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,233
Now I'd like to play a song
I wrote just this minute.

422
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:19,653
It's called
"Stand By Your Manager."

423
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,405
♪ His name is Homer ♪

424
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:27,035
♪ He's quite a man ♪

425
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:31,456
♪ I tried to kiss him ♪

426
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,752
♪ But Homer ran ♪

427
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,881
♪ Sure wish I could say ♪

428
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:44,845
♪ That I was his ♪

429
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:48,640
♪ I hope that Marge knows ♪

430
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,643
♪ Just how lucky she is ♪

431
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,523
I do.

432
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,907
♪♪

433
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,034
Shh!

434
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:56,541
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